Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved. - Helen Keller

Monday, April 23, 2007

Here Are A Few Things...

I have been working with in Photo Shop lately. Mostly, just fun practice. The last is my favorite, the layering turned out pretty cool, I think.

Have a rockin rest of the week!

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?

This is my newest piece, created completely in Photo Shop 7.0 and Paint Shop Pro 8.

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

My Fine Is $440.00

This is some funny stuff. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as "My fine is $____". You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10
Dropped acid -- $5
Ever had sex in a church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person next to you -- $40
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat someone up -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone without knowing their name -- $10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever driven while drunk-- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Gone skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Given oral -- $5
Received oral -- $5
Given/Received oral in a moving vehicle -- $25
Stolen something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stolen something worth more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 --$25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone, but didn't mean it -- $25
Been streaking -- $5
Streaked in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $5
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with, while at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

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